men and women are different.

This is my theory based on my observations and I know it is chaulk full of stereotypes and prejuiduce. I think the people that claim men and women are not different have never been forced to attend bunk-o (women)and poker (men) nights. One of my ex-roommates used to host bunko and so while I didn't partake I was there.

Here are the differences between men and women summed up nice and short.

1. Men think about sex. The best example I can think of and I think I have mentioned before, but if you look at John Mayer, 50 cent, and Quiet Riot 3 completely different styles of music, but they all have the same goal of getting the girl.



2. Sometimes football but than sex. Even this isn't purely free of the thought driving men, how else do you explain cheerleaders?

3. For the most part men can compartmentalize competition better than women can.
It has been my experiance that if men are in competition for the same woman they can still be friends after. Not so much with girls. I've never understood why when a man cheats on a woman, that the women get mad at the other woman. That makes no sense to me. For example on a nationwide scale, there are still women made at Angelina for stealing brad pitt. Should they just be mad at him for stepping out?

4. Men make snap decisions lots more than women do, I think. This is bad and good. Women make more emotional decisions.

5. It has been my experiance that woman are better multitaskers, but they focus better. Men focus on nothing for very long.

Which all this being said, the news is talking about Obama's presidency alot. I've decided that I am going to start looking for my next canidate. I am unsure who it is going to be, but I think it is about time we find a candiate that can bring men's and women's strenghts to the table.

With that being said, I am supporting Rupaul for president.

The IRS is what is wrong with the world

Not that it is taxes but the rules they have. If you make a payroll tax deposit and you're a small employer you have to do it with at your bank with a deposit coupon you get from the IRS.

I have a client that paid the first payroll on December 31st. They don't have their coupons yet, so I go to the IRS to get a blank one you used to be able to do this.

I get there and she says are you an officer of the company, I say no she says I can't give it to you. I say I have power of attorney, she says, I can't give it to you.

I say what do you reccomened we do to deposit the payroll, she says, have an officier come down. I say they're in Canada, they're not flying down to get one coupon for the payroll of one employee. She says, I recommned they do. I say, how else can you do it. She says via ETS, but that is only if they have more than 25 employees, which I had already told her, they have one employee. I say, we can't do that what how else can we do she says you can't. I say so are you suggesting we wait six weeks for the coupon book, she says if you do that it will be late. I say, then how would you pay it, she says have an officier come down.

So I say you know what, I am just going to go back to the office and reclass it all as consulting and pay the person the payroll tax we were going to deposit, and I am not going to issue a 1099 and see if you can find it. She says I wouldn't do that.

The IRS just added about 20,000 to the social securities debt, because that is exactly what i did when i got back to the office, called the employee called the canadians and said, if they look into this you'll owe penatlies and interst, but since they'll charge you penalties and interest anyway, cause they won't let you deposit the payroll taxes, lets risk it.

New Years

It isn't newy years any more but, the year is still pretty fresh. As it is less than a week old but that isn't the point.

Truth be told I have no point. As with most of my posts I am pointless. Only this time I am not going to fill the space with bathroom tales.

So with that, I am making a resolution to have a more coherent blog.

I hate when I set goals and fail right away.