Some people

I just got an email that had this question.

I have to issue to 1099s for people we paid for consulting, what EIN do I use?

So I call the guy all confused, thinking to myself, that can't be his question.

So I get to talking to him, and he is like should i issue them out of this company or should i issue them out of the other company because the other company has income and could use the expense.

WTF are you asking me for. HEre is a tip for you, if your going to cheat on your taxes don't tell a cpa. We can't file returns that we know or should have known are fraudulent.

If he would have just done it, The IRS and myself would most likely have never known, but since he asked, he is reporting them the proper way now.

sheesh

Mysteries of the world

This morning I was ironing a pair of pants. As usually I was perplexed, not by the thought that why are pants plural all the time. and why are one pair of pants a pair by themselves? No that mystery is left for others to ponder.

Here is what happens I place pants on board smooth them all out as to not iron wrinkles into them. Iron them and than flip them over and discover the back of the pants are not wrinkle free in fact I had iron a wrinkle into them. How is a person suppose to render a non pair of pants wrinkle free if making one side of them puts wrinkles in the otherside? And how do the dry cleaners do it?

New president

So we gots our self a new president.

I am glad that is finally over.

Now as a nation we can focus on the important things. Like Pittsburgh going to the Superbowl.