So this weekend I saw the commercials that say that "I am a Mormon."
It might just be me, but those commercials remind me of a 12 step program. I could make a commercial that says, that I am Jerry, I am an accountant, husband, father, son and I am a recovering alcoholic.
They also crack me up.
I actually tried to be a Mormon a few times, growing up it would have been easier to be one, so you take the lessons read the crap the missionaries tell you to read then they ask you to pray about it and open your heart. I did that and this is what my heart says. This is a bunch of crap.
I am a Christian. I go to a nondenominational chruch, Probably from where I grew up, or maybe just my interpretation of things, but i bristle at those who force their religion on others. This is what jerry thinks.
If you are not willing to listen and learn about other peoples beliefs, you have no right to share your beliefs.
So if you are telling me that i need to listen to the teachings of Joe, or Mohammad or Jesus, or Buddha, if you're not willing to learn about the other teachings then shut the f. up.
2 Sundays ago, the pastor who is not the usual pastor at our church, gave a sermon on sharing the good news. Those message anger me, because they're steeped in creating divisions in society. We no the truth, god favors us more than he does them. Well if that is the God they believe in I want no part in your faith.
I am fairly certain I was taught God loves people, not some people or a few people, but all people.
All of the leaders of the LDS church were alive and supported the church when it disallowed entrance into the chruch for black people, and interacial marriages where viewed as punishable by death. The later part of that was said by Brigham Young. Hey is looked at as a profit by Mormons. That is all I need to know about the church.
If they LDS chruch was true and the president had spoke directly with god, if gods speaker said something like that, I want no part in that god.
Also which is why i got thinking this. Mitt Rommney is a Mormon. I wouldn't vote for him anyway because he is also a republician, but I wouldn't vote for Rommney because he is a mormon. Which I know is prejudicial, but this is my weak defensive of that thinking.
I have spoke to a lot of mormons who will vote for him becuase he is a mormon, That is equally prejudicial.
I am Jerry, I am not a mormon, and I will never be one.
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Thursday, October 6, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
my thoughts on stuff
Fall has arrived, I mean besides the obvious signs like there is football. The morning air is a little brisk as well.
This mean among other things that it isn't so hot!
But side note for those who care, It has been 6 days since my dog had a seizure. That sucked, the vet said it likely wasn't a real seizure because it was short, isolated and proceeded immediately by vomiting, i have no idea what that means, but i hope it is true, I can't imagine having a seizure last for 2 to 5 minutes, that would be freaky.
It also means that it is fall, and Swallow hill is going to start their fall classes soon, well, they usually start them as they're 8 week courses but I am going to begin taking guitar classes again.
Also last sunday I did P90X once, I couldn't move for 3 days. I am not sure how you do that and have a daughter nipping at your heels.
Anyway, I think I am going to try to find like knockoff telecaster. not knock off in cheap unauthorized copy, but knock off in the cheap authorized squier copy.
Fender makes the telecaster, and the much more common stratocaster, but they own a line of "affordable" guitars that modeled after the real thing but cost much less.
If i ever play for a paid show, I'll consider the upgrade, till then i just want to know a song.
This mean among other things that it isn't so hot!
But side note for those who care, It has been 6 days since my dog had a seizure. That sucked, the vet said it likely wasn't a real seizure because it was short, isolated and proceeded immediately by vomiting, i have no idea what that means, but i hope it is true, I can't imagine having a seizure last for 2 to 5 minutes, that would be freaky.
It also means that it is fall, and Swallow hill is going to start their fall classes soon, well, they usually start them as they're 8 week courses but I am going to begin taking guitar classes again.
Also last sunday I did P90X once, I couldn't move for 3 days. I am not sure how you do that and have a daughter nipping at your heels.
Anyway, I think I am going to try to find like knockoff telecaster. not knock off in cheap unauthorized copy, but knock off in the cheap authorized squier copy.
Fender makes the telecaster, and the much more common stratocaster, but they own a line of "affordable" guitars that modeled after the real thing but cost much less.
If i ever play for a paid show, I'll consider the upgrade, till then i just want to know a song.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
update
Update on the juicing kick. I went from 193 to 187 in a week. Then I went to Orlando for a week. Well, in the happiest place on earth, I thought my binging or at least eating out all week would destroy any progress i had made, well, I got back got up this morning and weighted myself, and it said 189.
That is pretty freaking awesome. I mean i thought that I would be at like 194, but that was not to be.
I didn't run das hastlehoff, as I was in Florida. So I am going to find a new 5k to run in a few weeks, I think the Denver Race for the cure is coming up. That will be good i think, i won't have to dress up in a beer wench outfit to fit in.
Also here is my review of Disneyworld. I don't like Orlando, it is like everyone there is overly friendly and nice, but it seems to be masking poorly hidden quasi-desperation. Everything is new and yet less than shiny.
I also noticed it is almost the end of september, and I hadn't posted yet this month, this blog has become far to sporatic, I will work on that.
That is pretty freaking awesome. I mean i thought that I would be at like 194, but that was not to be.
I didn't run das hastlehoff, as I was in Florida. So I am going to find a new 5k to run in a few weeks, I think the Denver Race for the cure is coming up. That will be good i think, i won't have to dress up in a beer wench outfit to fit in.
Also here is my review of Disneyworld. I don't like Orlando, it is like everyone there is overly friendly and nice, but it seems to be masking poorly hidden quasi-desperation. Everything is new and yet less than shiny.
I also noticed it is almost the end of september, and I hadn't posted yet this month, this blog has become far to sporatic, I will work on that.
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