Remember Fonzie on Happy Days? I mean if your not like 12 or so I am sure you do. He was the cool guy, in hind sight, he was the creepy older guy hanging out with high school kids but nevermind that. He referred to his men's room at I think it was called Al's drive in as his office.
Beej wanted to know why so many bathroom posts. It is for a couple reasons, having gone into men's rooms all my life, I have learned that if you do so it is best to have all your senses set to extra sensative (except for smell). This way you can at least hope to minimize your exposure to nastiness. A byproduct of this state of hieghtened senses is that you notice stuff.
This is why guys go to the bathroom alone, I am unsure what women are doing in their packs in the public restrooms, but if you want to get some good thinking done, you go to the mens room, upon crossing the threshold, you will enter this state of aweness not attainable outside of the mensroom. In this state of nastiness avoidence, you can find the solution to all kinds of problems, world hunger, the national debt, unemployment, the list is seemingly endless. Unfortunately for the world, once the men leave the mens room, that quite brief encounter with clarity is short lived. After leaving the mens room it is back to the typical questions that haunt men. Thong or brief, tramp stamp or not.
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This answers so many questions for me, and if it's true, I wish one of you men would take a pencil and paper in there and bring the answers to life back out with you.
Women go in pairs or packs because we need a private space to talk about whoever we left at the table.
So beej told you the secret of the women's restroom pack mentality.
I once worked with a woman who thought the men were having secret man meetings in the men's room. She had issues.
I agree with Dub. The men's room is like a meditation garden that smells bad.
...What man has a tramp stamp, anyway? Or a thong for that matter?
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