in hind sight and even more hindsight

In hind sight, perhaps haveing a giant picture of rupaul in your blog isn't the way to achieve fame in the blogosphere.

Of course niether is having a topicless blog that rambles aimlessly through the absentminded, spelling challenge and grammerless areas of my mind.

Most of the people that come here are women or atleast most of those that bother to comment so Barenaked ladies probably wont' help with my widespread appeal.

Talking football is likely not going to work.

that leaves me with shameless self promotion.

With that I have decided this blog is Jertastic. Kinda like fantastic, but it only applies to me and those that happen to have the same name, although, I am clearly more Jertastic than those others.
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This part of the post is added later and has nothing to do with the first part.

Here are some tales of the mad girl reading skills I have.

I graduated highschool and a girl that I liked a lot and I moved to the big city to get jobs. For the first couple weeks she would call and we would talk for a bit, and than I got a job at burger king. So she says lets celebrate and I say I am working till 1am she says come over after. I don't because I am tired. So I don't talk to her all summer, we both go back to the Princeton of Southeastern Utah in the fall. She meets a return missionary and gets engaged, that is mormons do. Anyway, She tells me i had the biggest crush on you why didn't you ask me out last summer, to which I say, how was i supposed to know, and she says I invited you over at 1 in the morning to which I say D'oh.

When I lived in New Mexico I played on a Coed soccer team. It was mostly one family well the Dad and his five kids and thier spouses. but there where a couple others like me. This one girl and I where talking and I said I love dogs, but I have an apartment so I can't have one and she says I just got a puppy, wanna take him to puppy school with me. To which I don't go for some reason, and later one of the other guys on the team asks me if we ever went out cause she was calling the team to get me number to ask me out. How am i supposed to know puppy school is a date? D'oh.

When I lived in Ohio, I had most of my MBA classes with 2 guys and a girl. The girl and I lived in the same area of town. So she invites me to a football watching party. Where I meet all her friends. Later she tells me that some girl there really liked me and I should ask her out. I think, you know I have a girl friend in New MExico, I am not going to do that, so I don't and than the girlfriend in new mexico dumps me and moves to california, but not before I accept job and move there. Okay this one would have been harder to figure out, but the signs where pretty clear that girl 1 was going to dump me, and girl 2 the one in ohio was an engineer.

I could go on and on and on like this but I wont as I am sure it will become even more obvious that when I claim to have game, people want to play pictionary.

However, in the isn't life grand kinda chrama has got your back kinda way, I went through years of failure, ignorance and misery at the hands of girls or lack there of to find the most beautiful, smart, and funny woman ever.

here is my advice for adam, Girls eventually turn into women and when they do they eventually tire of the bad boys, Well they may not really tire of them but they realize they dont' want to pay their bail anymore and than nice guys rule the world.