This isn't a memories kinda post rather a I have solved one of lives mysteries kinda post.
A few weeks ago I was following the office vampire. She is really a secretary/office manager, but that old bitter hag could suck the life out of a giant redwood. I had the question pop into my head, why hasn't anyone whacked her in the back of the head with a shovel.
Well, last night as I was more frustrated with her than usual, i reached for the nearest shovel. By time I had returned from teh home depot with my newly acquired shovel, the urge had completely passed.
So i returned the shovel because I gots to thinking, maybe no one has hit her with one becuase they're not handy.
Alright the trip to home depot may be made up, but I did think to myself, good thing there isn't a shovel here!
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Maybe you should've been a fireman?
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