So the other day Abby was talking about that song about kissing a girl and liking it. Only she and most of the people that posted on her blog had not kissed a girl and if they did they didn't like it.
A poster or two mention that their boyfriends didn't mind if they kissed a girl (I am guessing, so long as they could watch). This stems from the rather obvious but still worth stating facts that men are stupid, and women are hot.
I am sure that most women want to be considered hot by other men and having a lesbian story to tell at bars would help. Only most women don't want that. This is where, I help you out. I have come up with the perfect solution to the problem.
University of the Aegean
This fine institution of higher learning is located in Mytilene, the main city on Lesbos the 3rd largest Greek Isle. Here you can study a variety of programs However it appears that only the School of Social Sciences and the School of the environment are based on Lesbos.
In the same manor that residence of Rome are Romans, and the residence of Sicily are Sicilian, the residence of Lesbos are Lesbians.
Thus upon graduation you can return to the states and if anyone asks you can honestly say that in college you where a Lesbian, without having to have kissed a girl.
Of course this solution requires you to learn Greek, move to Greece, major in social or environmental studies, and is likely freaky expensive. It might be easier to just kiss a girl.
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